The Next Grand Tour Ep Will Feature SUV Shenanigans And Paris Hilton Crashing A Jag

If you've always wanted to see how well the new Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio drifts, you might want to watch this...

The theme of this week’s installment of The Grand Tour seems to be SUVs, but don’t let that put you off: it looks like it’s going to be an entertaining, shenanigan-filled affair.

The main feature will revolve around the Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio, a Porsche Macan Turbo and the new Range Rover Velar. Judging from the shot of the Stelvio going massively sideways alone, it’ll definitely be worth a watch.

Back at the Eboladrome Jeremy Clarkson conducts a “legally perilous test” of the Tesla Model X (you might remember a certain lawsuit from the Californian company after Clarkson’s memorable Roadster review), while Paris Hilton and Rory McIlroy jump in the F-Type for Celebrity F-Off in an attempt to find the “world’s fastest golf enthusiast.” It looks like the poor Jaguar suffered badly in the process…